Body Cleansing Online Scams?

I know you've been thinking about body detox. Otherwise you wouldn't have come onto this site, sniffing out information. And my guess is that you've come here for a definitive list of what detox systems work, of whether you should go with teas or pre-mixes, or sludge, or simply pay the hundreds of dollars for that colonic you've always known you should have gotten but have up until now avoided. Well, my friend: it's a new day. Healthful living is popularized because health care itself is getting prohibitively more expensive.

The Millenials are safe because we've finally gotten the PR battle about clean living right. The days when it might be outside of the norm to stay virginal till married (though we REALLY don't recommend that) and to never have touched a cigarette or tasted beer by the time you're fifteen are gone. It was through the trial-and-error phase of the clean living movement-- my generation-- that so many people got the propaganda wrong and, as such, it's my generation who will need these sorts of treatments more often, and soon.

Failure to do so will rob those Millenials of their parents. And by "their parents," my friends, I mean us. Our last-ditch efforts to hold onto the ripple-effects of the sixties and seventies (since we were born in the seventies and eighties) is resulting in higher obesity rates and dramatic increases in health problems like heart disease, lung conditions, hypertension, and diabetes. And the last time I checked, none of us were getting any younger.

So now that you know that we understand you (or at least we'd like to think we do,) consider this:

So while my children's generation, through the reflection of our generation's example, are probably safe, it's us-- those of us who are, now, building our families and starting our lives in earnest, who've squeezed out the last few drops of hedonism from this ever-increasingly pure society so that those kids could survive without having to, like us, find a body cleansing diet plan to follow at least once per year.

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